Ishqiya - Movie Review

Ishqiya, all that I wanted to know first was the meaning. Then I found this wonderful blog entry which gave a funny derivation for the word. May be its true. Now my review.

Well as the readers of my blog are well aware I just don't write the story of the movie and say this is my review. For the story you can always bank on wikipedia.

Primarily the movie does not have any great story line. Infact the plot starts only just before the interval. The movie is all about two rogues (Naseeruddin Shah & Arshad Warsi) who ditched their boss and are on the run. These people land up at a friend's place in Gorakhpur only to know that he is no more. The friend's widow (Vidya Balan) gives them space to live for a while. Cunningly, she does that to use them to execute a plot which she has in mind. She tries to seduce both the guys without out one anothers' cognizance.

Leaving the plot aside, the director prodigally filled the whole movie with taboo words. Have we, the viewers got so perverted that we accept anything and everything coming into our way of communications? Are we ready to watch such a movie along with our kids? Are we ready to answer if those kids ask for the meanings of these words??? Is it only by using abusive words that we can laugh? Not by decent comedy?

The Crore Rupee question is "Is the censor board sleeping"? Does an A grade film mean that abusive language is used?

It is so shameful of all those media critics who have unnecessarily overrated the movie. Critics, I think, these days are bought. Obviously a producer who spent huge sums on a film cannot afford to lose the money to critics; right? Shame on those who hide the truth.

For readers who trust in me: This movie is an absolute waste of time and is no worth watching.

One good note is ... the official website of this movie is pretty good :-)

My Rating: 1/5
My Verbal rating: Need not watch

Anjaneyulu

If there was anything that was missing in this movie, I am sure its just screenplay... hmmm may be a little good music, some reality in the fights, some original story, some decent makeup for the actress Nayantara ...... what else am I missing ... I think a little less vulgarity in the dialogues also could have been a factor. 

Hope you are not thinking that I am confused. Nope its not me, its the director of this movie. I think freak worked with the acclaimed director Puri Jagannath. So the first slide he has on this film was a thanks to him. Then a movie which is almost a copy of Pokiri in most of the angles.

In Andhra movies, if you observe every idiot who does not even weigh as much as a paper weight hits top body builders. There is no exception to this movie too. Our hero Ravi Teja who does not even know the meaning of biceps wreaks super built up guys. How interesting!!!

The heroine's presence is absolutely for the sake of it. There is nothing for her in this movie. And as usual Ravi Teja behaves in the same old rude style with heroine and parents. 

The movie has only interesting character, Padmashri Brahmanandam garu. I should say the director was clever enough to cover his role till the end of the movie to keep people in their chairs. Neither I am very sure this movie would not have stayed so long. Without his presence and fun the movie is worth nothing.

So ...

My rating is 2/5

My verbal rating is ... "Watch is for the comedy by Padmashri Bhramandam garu"

Hangover

This was considered one of the funniest Hollywood movies of the times, at least in India. This movie starts with a man exposing his nasty bum. The movie goes around a group of friends visiting Las Vegas just a couple of days before one of theirs marriage. Now  the groom goes missing and all the friends forget what they did last night. So now they are busily searching for the friend.

Leaving the stupid story aside, I wonder how the censor board of India just allowed this movie to play in India. There are lakhs of freaks who say gay sex should not be allowed, some more who say the STAR Plus reality show “sach ka saamna” should be banned. But a movie which was only concentrated on masturbation

and vulgar means of sex was allowed to play in India. How unfortunate!

One of the guys makes a few months old kid hold his wrist and moves it up and down. Isn’t this called child abuse? This is a country where at least constitutionally women are respected and how come using the word “Mother F***ers” is justified and that too just like any other common word?

Is there no one to take care of such nasty things entering India? People what are you all appreciating? There is a difference between decent romance and vulgarity. Showing a couple making love in decent fashion might be called as a drama, but exposing a dirty ass and shaking hands to masturbate and fucking a tiger are called vulgarity. If the Americans are crazy to do all that, let them.

This is not what we even talk among friends right?

Its time the ministry of films or broadcasting – whoever, has to take care those stupid movies are not shown in our country.