2012 - My Theory

Yepp, I was one of the early goers for this movie. However I have refrained from writing a review on this movie, pondering if I am really capable to write about such a creation. I am sure I can use the word creation rather than "making" for this movie. It is truly a creation of disaster one can't even imagine.

However after watching the movie and assimilating the facts the movie was based upon, I tried correlating certain recent events happening in the world. I thought I should key in my thoughts and just leave it for my readers to think.

1. China is building a dam on river Brahmaputra. Just google it and you would find a lot of controversial news.
2. China is claiming Tibet is theirs and also they claim Arunachal Pradesh is theirs.
3. Labor from both of these places are being hired by China in the dam work.
4. China has moved a lot of armed forces across the borders, however India does not respond to it.
5. India says there is no problem with China

Why is all this happening? Whenever borders of India were covered up heavily with other countries defense forces India never sat quiet. This is the first time.

Any other thoughts/facts I shall post them here. Lets just give it a thought.

De Dana Dan - A Storyless Wonderful Comedy

The million dollar question that should come to your mind after watching this movie is "Why are Sunil Shetty, Akshay, Katrina and Sameera Reddy engaged in the movie???". The only answer;  they are the unnecessary selling factors involved for a wonderful comedy movie.

If I need to recompile and tell you what the story line is, it becomes the tough part. However if I need to think how long I was laughing then I can happily tell you that it was almost all the tenure of the movie. The comedy was so great that you need to take deep breaths in-between and drink some water. The entire movie hall gets filled with NitrousOxide. This movie has one more feature, it can be watched by everyone in the family together. Full PaisaVasool.

My rating: 3.5/5

My verbal rating: Its a must watch for everyone who can understand Hindi.

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Kurbaan (2009) - A Karan Johar's Flop Idea

I think the first thing most of the people are thinking about, when it comes to this movie, could be the hot scene shot with Saif and Kareena. The reality is, there was nothing except that Kareena showed her worthless back. Even if you liked it and feet sizzled, then there is nothing else in the movie, which gives you that feeling.

NewYork, Fanaa and the foolish thrilling masala of Final Destination III, if you mix concepts of all these three and try to make a movie, with some good actors, then one would arrive at KURBAAN.

Its a story where the beautiful and gullible Kareena falls in love with the super flirt Saif. Kareena already has a US citizen ship and using that both of them go to USA. They settle down in a remote county in New York. They get introduced to a neighboring family. One day, a girl from that family comes to Kareena and asks her for help. Before Kareena figures out what is happening the girl goes missing. Kareena tries to investigate and finds that all those family members are terrorists; I am sorry, Jihadis, that's what they call themselves. Now the ugly part is even Saif belongs to them.

From here the story is almost nonsense. Special effects of Final Destination have been copied. Stupid FBI plots of Bollywood style are shown. For example, at the end ... an FBI super cop and some  FBI sleuths run behind one terrorist in a subway station. Mind you, this guy has an explosive. After a decent chase, the terrorist runs to a corner and realizes there is no escape; so he triggers the bomb. The station is blown out, many get killed; however, the terrorist who blasted himself, his body could be found. The FBI super cop comes out with some scratches (he was running close to the assassin) while the remaining FBI guys are all dead. BOLLYWOOD ESTYLE ......

Now ... My point of view

India is a country which is a friendly state to USA. Our people have gone to the US for education, employment and business. India, today  is getting a lot of revenue from the US. In such a country why are we making movies which are anti-US??? Is the mafia forcing Bollywood directors make such movies so that at least some set of people start developing hatred towards it???

This movie should be actually banned in India. I am very sure the expected audience for this movie are Pakistanis and Afghans or Iranians. Indians never fired a single bullet or even threw a stone at anyone in the world. We love peace. Even after lakhs of our people die in terrorist attacks every year, we are just trying to talk of only peace.

So there is no point in making such a stupid movie by Indians.

My rating: 2/5

My verbal rating: Worthless

Killing anyone is not the solution. World peace is about extending love. Be it Jesus or Allah or a Hindu god or any one and everyone preached only one thing: Love everyone as you love yourself.

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Ajab Prem ki Gajab Kahani

Complete all your nature calls :-) buy popcorn, soft drink, water, nachos, cakes whatever and just get settled down before the Certificate of the movie is shown; cos you are up for an amazing fun ride. Right from the word go till the end of the movie there isn't a minute that passes without everyone laughing.

Okay, now the boring part, the story. Regular story, idle lad of a middle class guy who does nothing except that he falls in love with a pretty woman, who (the girl) as usual loves some one else. Doesn't it sound pretty boring. Yes it is. If you want a story movie nope then this movie is not for you. However if you still attempt to see this movie you shall never regret.

Ranbir, I think its genes, that he does acting so well. To say it in the Indian way, its Khandani :-). I also felt that Katrina how much ever she tries can never get rid of her western accent.  Both did pretty well.

"Run away Bride" concept has become very common these days. Almost in all the movies the heroin gets ready to wed another chap and suddenly just few minutes before the marriage she realizes that he is not the one. And THE ONE is none other than the hero. And that's it .... she runs away.

Directors of these so called Bollywood, Tollywood, Kollywood, Sandalwood made the values of marriage a fun. So brothers, I mean you directors, will understand this when either your daughters or would-be wives run out of the marriage you would realize how funny it can be.

Readers might think that I am getting serious unnecessarily, but friends there is a lot of influence on us from movies.

Well ...

My rating for this movie: 3/5

My verbal rating: Don't miss it; no story; but amazing comedy and you shall burst, laughing.

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